...I write stories and this seems like a good time to post one here. It probably comes in the category "and worse", but you might enjoy it. The girl in this story never existed except in my mind, as far as I know!
Mary-Jane
She was not very tall, or clever, nor had she the charm
to counter her physical ordinariness. In fact, she was someone you would
definitely overlook in a crowd.
“She’s a witch or something,” her parents declared,
somewhat apologetically, since they were to blame for her very existence. The
siblings weren’t sure what it meant to be called a witch or something. How
could this pale, scraggy, squawky, uninteresting infant be anything but another
mouth to feed? Everyone waited for something witchy to happen, but nothing did.
At the appropriate age, she was carried to the stone
font, christened Mary-Jane and welcomed, or rather taken into the church round
the corner. They had dressed her in a long white robe which made her look like
an infant ghost. She screamed so loudly during the ceremony that the vicar
declared that she must have something evil inside for her to protest so vociferously.
Her parents didn’t argue. How could they, knowing what they did?
Two decades passed harmlessly enough and there had
still been no sign of the curse with which she had entered this world.
Mary-Jane found a job sweeping up the hairs discarded by customers at the local
hairdresser’s and pushing it down a little hole behind a curtain. She never
asked where the hairs went to. Mary-Jane was not curious. She didn’t need to
be.
Mary-Jane started to see things other people couldn’t
see. At home, she had shown no signs of this attribute, but now, in the midst
of strangers, it came rapidly to the fore.
“Your husband is seeing another woman,” she told one
customer, who was dressed in pink and having her hair and nails coloured pink
to match.
“I know that,” replied the pink lady. “What am I
supposed to do about it?”
“Poison him,” advised Mary-Jane.
This caused raucous laughter from everyone within
earshot.
Three days later, the errant husband was dead.
Mary-Jane said ten extra Hail Mary’s that day. The
proprietor of the hair-dressing salon told her not to talk to customers again
unless spoken to, but Mary-Jane couldn’t resist telling the woman with the
steel grey hair that she looked just like the scruffy little dog she had
brought with her.
“Watch out for the ducks!” she prophesied.
“What a cheek!” the grey-haired woman protested.
“You’re no beauty yourself!”
Mary-Jane knew that. She read glossies and wished she
could be a cover-girl with voluptuous curves and long red hair.
“That dog is going to get you into trouble,” insisted
Mary-Jane.
“Don’t be daft,” the dog-owner sneered. “What do you
know about being got into trouble? No one would touch you with a barge-pole.”
A day later the newspapers were full of it. How the
dog’s lead had become entangled and how he had dragged his mistress into a deep
pond while chasing some ducks.
Dogs can swim. Some people can’t.
Mary-Jane said twenty extra Hail Mary’s that day.
A curious journalist traced the drowned woman’s final
activity back to the barbershop and Mary-Jane found herself facing a barrage of
questions.
It was then that she discovered that she could control
her prophecies.
She had taken an instant dislike to the journalist.
Finding a totally warped account of herself in the next edition of the
newspaper upset her even more.
She invented a new prayer to match her rosary. “Hail to the doomed!” she chanted over and over, while conjuring up a fate worse than death
for the unfortunate young man who had crossed her.
It could be a coincidence that the journalist fell from
the roof of a high building while investigating a recent suicide.
It could be, but it wasn’t.
